Tied Down.

I've worn a tie once in my life, and halfway through the event, 

I'd ripped it off my neck in frustration. It was itchy, and I didn't 

feel like a big-time fashionista. I felt like a dude.

That's not to say that I'm not enamored by beautiful girls who can pull off wearing a tie and look like glamazons doing it. There are plenty of girls who can - like, the ones in the magazines. I like leaving the tie-wearing to the guys (though I've found the majority of men in my life have a hard time properly tying one), and prefer upstaging them for the night with a sparkling, mini tie-necklace. 

(Mine's a knock-off from SoHo)

{learn how to tie a tie, and impress your guy - wear the pants without... wearing the pants}