You Are SUCH A Moron. But Really.

One thing I absolutely cannot stand?

{Disclaimer: This post was prompted after watching several friends suffer 

from their loser ex-boyfriends. Read and learn}

This post goes out to all the ex-morons out there who have no idea how to properly (and gracefully) deal with their break-ups. Morons, you're usually on the receiving end of the break-up, because no one cutting ties with you would be stupid and juvenile enough to pull this type of low debauchery. 

So you were hurt. They shattered your heart into a million little pieces, and now all you want to do is make them feel a fraction of the pain you do. So the best your microscopic brain can come up with, is using your social networking sites at your disposal. You are such a genius. Now, not only is your ex going to be able to innocently track your every move, they're going to helplessly watch as the sweet, adorning comments come pouring in (from out of left field, entirely). Maybe your ex was a cold-hearted bitch who deserves to bathe in jealousy. Maybe she wasn't. Maybe breaking up with you was hard for her, too. And now, moron, she's going to see exactly why she dumped your ass in the first place.

{Mike's Facebook Page}

Katie: Hey Mike! That's weird, haven't heard from you in months. You're single? OMG. Let's get together ASAP. Missed u!

Leah: Really? Shut up. I think I lost your cell. Message me.

Rachel: Party Saturday night? I'll bring the beer, you relax.

Um. Gag. And she knows what you're doing, dude. Girls, same thing goes for you. I know it's an instantaneous reaction to rack up the hottest Facebook friends and somehow manipulate a conversation via Facebook wall, but it's cellophane see-through. And so, so tacky. 

But, cheers to your next relationship!