Grammy Recap. Head's Up: It's Not Nice.

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My girl Jamie and her fashion correspondent were able to separate the good from the bad from the ugly when it came to the 2011 Grammy's, but from my short-lived viewing of the awards show, the annoying, live updates on Twitter, and the buzz that swarmed around the less-than-mediocre television event, I was really only able to spot the impossibly ugly.

...Oh. and the UNUSUALLY weird.

{and while we're on the subject, was Kim Kardashian's Grammy ticket part of her E! perk package? I don't get it}

Lady Gaga, I adore you, but I wasn't even shocked anymore when you came out in the egg. To be honest, I was kind of just embarrassed for you. Michael-Jackson-embarrassed-for-you. I mean, what the f*ck, man? Inspiration is spelled L-A-D-Y-G-A-G-A, but honestly, I'm already projecting the looks my thirteen year old daughter is going to shoot me when I tell her that, once upon a time, we idolized... this.

Katy Perry, you too. There probably isn't another girl that drools over your glittery costumes the way that I do, but the Victoria's Secret Fashion show aired a few months back, remember? The sparkly bra and wings may have been a more appropriate behind-the-scenes Valentine's Day outfit. Too much, girlfriend, too. much.

Christina Aguilera and Miley Cyrus, you both need to hit up Jenny Craig. And there is no doubt in my mind that Miley chose her wardrobe around her brand-spankin'-new dream catcher tat.

Nicki Minaj. WTF. I fell like a damn domino myself when I saw this getup. Totally ho(rawrrr)ible.

I missed all performances, however, my seven-year old student informed me that although he loves Justin Beaver, he thinks Will Smith's son (whose name he could not remember) should not have participated that night.